Sultan of Brown Eye

A man obsessed with assholes, and everything about them from poop to benoit balls to anal sex.

Man, that Sultan of Brown Eye is a sick fuck. After enjoying a Cleveland Steamer, he gave her a rim job, shoved some benoit balls up her ass, and afterward they had anal sex. She finished him off by giving him a Rusty Trombone.

by sportznut3081 December 18, 2010

Bag of tumours with eyes

A term to describe a useless human being.

This commentator is rubbish. It's almost like he's a bag of tumours with eyes.

by de-po-sat July 9, 2010

Six Eye Six

A word describing someone who doesn't know when to stop talking and kills all the jokes within a group. Someone who tends to be oblivious to jokes directed at him and actually took the time to investigate a made up word on urbandictionary.com

Ryan is a classic example of a victim of the epidemic of six eye six.

by Justin bateman April 5, 2009

big eye ball

A creature that has big eyes and long lips... mainly found in forests...

Me: Oh shit waddup big eye ball!
Friend: IS THAT BIG EYE BALL?
big eye ball: Yeah its me!

by Extonix October 20, 2017

Dusty Snake Eye

When a cougar farts on the tip of your dick.

Jeff: “ Man, I was having a great time last night until I got the ole’ Dusty Snake Eye. Then I had to dip.”
Conrad: “no way, bro.”

by dovahkiindgaf November 13, 2017

Prolonged Eye Contact

An ancient sign to ward off evil, invented by Bo Burnham.

That kid just got vaporized when John made prolonged eye contact with him.

by Some Lonely Loser November 3, 2019

Bastard Behind the Eyes

The most horrendous, head pounding hangover a man can experience. Originally from the 1987 cult classic 'Withnail and I'.

Where are the aspirins? I've got a bastard behind the eyes.

by The Hylander July 8, 2018