Wiping the crayon

When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)

“Sorry I’m taking so long! I am trying to finish up but I’m wiping the crayon here.”

by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020

big fat crayon

After one too many slips of the tongue because of being such a cunning linguist what you will be given to circle your menu items while being held in the ED POD. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. Meant to define emergency department POD ..... A PLACE WHERE ALL OF THE PEAS ARE KEPT. Specifically for the purpose of torment by babysitters within the psychiatric department who will probably experience urine running under the door into the tread of their shoes as they were taunting "doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck" and shortly before that urine tainted their feet, they were given fair warning.

That cunning linguist pissed all over the streets of Brooklyn.. we're giving her ass a big fat crayon to decide what she wants for breakfast lunch and dinner. That'll show her!

by KrisGriffin July 13, 2022

Snap Off Some Crayons

An indirect way of saying; "I have to shit."

Come on bro, we're gonna be late.

Gimme a minute dude, I gotta snap off some crayons before we go...

by LmfaoDepictions August 24, 2022

Like banning colored crayons

An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.

(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)

1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."

1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."

by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023

good and cray

Someone that is not entirely good but not entirely crazy either!cm

He looks good and cray!

by It's_420_somewhere September 10, 2023

X-Ray cray

Extremely crazy, a 15 on a 10-point scale

Dominique is x-ray cray. Not even her bipolar meds can help her!

by Wheathead December 7, 2024

X-ray cray

Extremely crazy
A 15 on a 10-point scale of craziness

You can’t believe what you’re seeing because it is so freaking crazy

Dominique, the fake baby-toting lunatic, is x-ray cray. No doctor or meds can scratch the surface of what is brewing there. Run! Do not make eye contact les you get sucked in.

by Wheathead December 7, 2024