Anal

The nastiest shit on the planet and if you do this you’re absolutely disgusting

Jeremy loves anal and his parents kicked him out for it

by Ak47 lofe April 12, 2020

anal bead

something you stick in your anal (ass) with round balls attached to it.

her: Hey wanna do anal tonight?
him: Not right now just use the anal beads.

by daisoanal November 17, 2020

Anal

Being very neat and tidy

Letting someone put a penis up your bum

I'm very anal, I always tidy my apartment, and then Marie comes over and messes it all up, just to annoy me. And then she'll ask to stay, and I'll say yes, and I'll go and have a shower and when I come back she'll be lying on the bed naked, and as I approach cock in hand, rubbing, she'll look over her shoulder and spread her bum cheeks and whisper, "I've been a bad girl" and I'll agree, and climb on top of her, and slap my cock on her little pussy to watch it throb, and then together we'll slowly ease my cock into her ass until I can feel it squeezing up my shaft and hear her moaning into the pillow, and then I'll fuck her bum until were both out of breath and our legs are shaking, and I grunt in her ear that I'm gonna cum inside her, and we both push our bodies together as hot cum squirts from my body into hers...and that is anal.

by LittleBittaSmut November 14, 2021

Anal crong

Accidental anal

When you’re having sex and your penis slips in to the ass accidentally

“I had anal crong with my girlfriend last night”
“What’s that?”
“When you’re fucking and your cock slips out of her pussy into her ass”

by Jaakeeeboy March 18, 2020

Anal

train goes into tunnel, tunnel disperse oil.

Timmy was doing anal in your mom

by analmaster69420 June 6, 2022

Xmas Anal Season

During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.

Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.

by Holidays4men November 4, 2024

Horse Anal

When you have anal sex with a horse.

Quantavius Nicholas Dingleberry: Dude, guess what I did!
Dave: What?
Quantavius Nicholas Dingleberry: I Horse Analed my sister's horse Debbie!
Dave: lmao nice

by Leviticus Zachary Fingerdoodle September 5, 2023