meat beat hours

8-12 o'clock Where all sad niggas beat their dick vigorously either while participating in sad nigga hours or not.

Originated from sad nigga hours but became its own thing later on

Mike: Hey I would like to do an activity tonight
Jimmy: How about you participate in meat beat hours where you beat your dick vigorously from 8-12 o'clock

by Kosorare December 28, 2017

Meat Sweat Plug

Eating entirely too much meat, usually beef, resulting in a constipated state the next day whereby you sit on the toilet taking a dry shit and sweatIng profusely trying to work it out.

I had the Don Shula special at the steakhouse and I spent the next day with a meat sweat plug.

by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2018

brown my meat

A horrific term for anal sex.

"Hey baby, will you brown my meat? ;)"

by bigblackjack November 10, 2013

dehydrated meat curtains

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...

Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.

by W.A.T.III May 29, 2018

mexican meat hat

when a ladys legs are pulled apart an her vagina is pull over your head like a hat ear to ear

this girl ate me with that mexican meat hat

by dimebag04 June 11, 2011

dead meat on the tracks

The act of getting your penis stuck in a zipper after urinating.

Ooh, that bled more than dead meet on the tracks.

by Suss March 11, 2005

The Massachusetts Meat Grinder

Executed after having skin removed from your dick after a shitty blowjob, then smacking your bloody dick across your partners face.

After Nate Ross gave Kloss bad head, he gave him the Massachusetts Meat Grinder.

by CarlyDanialsBand69 April 7, 2010