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C+

The best progaming langug for computer nerds. cplus-official.org
Jön: Why the fuck is this written in C+ ?
Alfred: Because Python and Java were too slow
by Eairkair August 21, 2025
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J C K

have you ever seen an icon? no not one from a computer. Or a brand. I mean a person. A person iconic enough to be a brand. Three. Why is it the perfect number? Three parts of an atom. Three parts of a mind. Three parts of a heart. Three parts of a brain. These are all signifant facts, but the real reason its the perfect number: Three parts of his initials. Women shrivel in J C K's presence, for they know they can never have him. Cause they're not good enough for him. No one is. Not even J C K is good enough for J C K. Plato's perfect form of icon was not chrome. or maccy d's. It was J C K. So next time you step into macdonalds, or open chrome, just remember. you're actually stepping into or opening up J CK.
"Don't use chrome. it's an outdtated webserver. Use J C K instead. he overheats easier (clicks tongue and winks) but has more memory and ram space, but most importantly is far more iconic
by Live in Excess September 25, 2022
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C

by Crixz November 3, 2018
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Brandon L. C.

A person who gives an abundance of joy, humility, and time and expects nothing in return. They are good with computers, especially Photoshop. They are great at everything they do because they do everything with passion. The full definition of a Brandon L. C. is much longer, but the most important detail to know is that meeting a Brandon L. C. will be the greatest experience in one's life.
Today I met a Brandon L. C. during a scavenger hunt and my life has been changed for the better because of it.
by DingleDick Shocker January 9, 2014
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C-O-P-S

CODE NAME for: Cunt On Patrol Stat
Superman: Don't call 911; it will only send the C-O-P-S.
Lois Lane (to everyone): It means Cunt On Patrol Stat.
by SPTSL April 19, 2018
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Chris-c(g)o

The art of stirring the pot with a bunch of Chief’s, then vanishing into your newly renovated room for no one to see you leave.
Hanging out in the mess, having a good time, Todd comes out and creates dumpster fires that even a seasoned firefighter could put out. Amongst the chaos of all hands on deck, the water tender yells , “Where’d Chris-c(G)o?!
by Redmouse69 February 22, 2019
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C

W-well it’s a letter.
WHY DID YOU SEARCH UP A DANG LETTER
C??
by ^Big_Mack^ December 22, 2021
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