facebook camp

to stay on facebook for large amounts of time, usually waiting for someone certain to get online. usually someone that you want to go out with.

aw man, i facebook camped all day and she didnt get online ONCE. COME ON!!!

by xSt0nedxwaLrusx September 19, 2010

Facebook Chumming

The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.

Related to:

Facebook Shark:
A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.

When someone knows a Facebook Shark is around... Facebook Chumming would be making a comment like:

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."

by NeilPeel December 23, 2010

Facebook Filler

The rise of Facebook terms on Urban Dictionary replacing actual inventive wordplay.

6 March
Flapping - Ignoring a friends request.

7 March
Pic-y - Being very choosey about you will date according to how hot they are in the Profile Pic.

8 March
Throwback - When Facebook is slow and blah blah blah

"Ahh man, Facebook Filler"

by Helicopter Vagina June 24, 2011

facebook bandit

someone who comments on everything a person posts on facebook

i just posted about my sick mother and the facebook bandit strikes again...."Love you mom, ur the best" facebook bandit,"that shit was raw man, love your mom!"

by angelblue December 14, 2013

Facebook fuktwat

A poser jackass who posts stuff on facebook just for likes or any form of attention eg " its a beautiful day, hope everyone's enjoying the weather". Will also post anything pretending to lead a glamorous, fun filled, extensively traveled life with a prestigious job. In reality, he's just a blue collar, hourly paid, loser who spends all his time on facebook lurking and stalking. He lives in bumfuck America, but uses foreign phrases and spelling hoping people will think that he spends so much time abroad he's forgotten the American ways. He joins pages of professional organizations and the like, when in reality he holds no real degree or professional license of any sort. Will have hundreds of friends usually of the opposite sex but has never spoken or communicated with them. Will use other people's friends lists to shop for friends of the opposite sex. His friends list looks like it's a mail order bride catalog or listings from Back Page because those are usually the only type of people who accept his friend requests. Spends hours tagging other's pix but has none of his own (because it would reveal his true lame ass life). Posts updates about going to the gym, but is a lard ass who looks like he's never set foot in one. On the whole, he's someone you immediately regret friending. A true douche bag fraud.

Did you see the latest post by the Facebook fuktwat? Evidently he thinks " American gyms are shite. Full stop!". What a stalker douchebag!

by Fuktwathater April 11, 2015

My Facebook photo

That's clearly my Facebook if Aba amd Preach don't lose their channel even giving me what I want won't save the kid. A new condition had been added. I don't care what happens to the rest of them as long ast their complicity as acknowledged.

Hym "You want to reference my Facebook photo? Ok. New condition has been added. They can fo it willingly or you can kick them out and they can take their trash ass to kick. I don't care what happens to the rest of them."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024

annoying facebook girl

someone constantly posting statuses/pictures but you know they aren't about any the shit they post

that annoying facebook girl keeps posting about me she must b in love with me

by that itch September 8, 2015