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Left Titty Syndrome

When a women has an ingrown left titty that lays on the ground.
Jackson: WOAH!! Her titty is on the ground dude!

Emily: Yeah, she's got left titty syndrome.
by JustANOTHERdudeIDK February 27, 2022
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Guy Titties

The male version of the females plip plipps. (Plipp plipps meaning nipp nipps). They can often be moved if one makes use of the pectorial muscles, or otherwise can be sucked for enjoyment if they do not contain harmful microbes, which is why its helpful to wash your Guy Titties before the sucking commences, or the pectorial movement spectacle commences.
1: Yo, look at my guy titties!
2: man, you call those guy titties?! they look more like a girls'!
1: exactly.
2: ohh, i get it... ;)
by Informative Professor Gumby September 27, 2023
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A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.
by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025
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National Send Titty Pic Day

May 25th, The National day to send your bf/gf a nude titty pic
"hey babe, can I get a titty pic?"
"Of course! After all, it's National Send Titty Pic Day."
by pepe 🐸 May 16, 2021
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titty restrainer

Another word for bra, used by hot girls only.
"Hey dude, I have to use the bathroom to put on my titty restrainer."
"Aight dude, it's on the left."
by kaykayevens October 16, 2021
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Titty Boy

A nickname for a fat male, usually a friend and or relative , might call themselves this
“Heyyy titty boy, how you been” a greeting to the large fellow
by Jimslomi April 23, 2019
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