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Volunteer Fire Fag

A male, usually age 25-50, who volunteers on a rural fire department. This male usually works at a 9-5 job, leaving that job for every call, and claims PTSD from a grass fire. This faggot usually is anti EMS and pro running sirens and horns at 3am in the town of 500 people. You will also find this faggot spending large amounts of public funds for rescue gear that they will never use.
Hey Brad, did you see that volunteer fire fag establish scene command after there was already a unit on scene?

Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?
by Azzhole69 March 28, 2023
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Fight fire with gasoline

After hearing a silly question, get back at them with an explosive answer ...
A) you're a whimp
B) Eat S**t you f****n' a**hole!!
C) Fight fire with gasoline...
by Spice cowboy January 13, 2023
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Fight fire with gasoline

After hearing a silly question, get back at them with an explosive answer ...
A) you're a whimp
B) Eat S**t you f****n' a**hole!!
C) Fight fire with gasoline...
by Spice cowboy January 13, 2023
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fight fire with gasoline

In the heat of an argument you react explosively!
Gloria: "your mother wears Army Boots"
Peter: "X!!@¥©... :( ...!!
Psychologist: "fight fire with gasoline"
loosely coined from DB's album Let's Dance "Cat People"

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by Spice cowboy January 13, 2023
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Fire department

A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews and/or personal interests.
Our fire department station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station.
by Firefighter Realist January 21, 2023
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friendly fire

Refers to where a dragon uses its most famous capability to assist others in a positive and healthy way, such as to warm them up, light a stove or grill, etc.
Da heroic act of Pete's dragon in igniting da lighthouse's damp burner-wick is a classic example of friendly fire.
by QuacksO January 24, 2023
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Hells fire

A man, usually in his 30s, notorious for a small willey that over compensates with trying to make catch phrases stick. Secretly likes to dress up as a hunter, only to peep in people's windows...and likes it in the butt..hells fire!!!
I left took my scooter home, front wheel broke I screamed hells fire and came back!

I put fireball up my butt hells fire!
by Neil Mcdonald January 30, 2023
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