Old Baby

A baby that looks like he/she could be your grandma/grandpa.

Lady: Look at my little bundle of joy.
Guy: Is he an old baby? He looks 84!

by Whattareyoudoing December 8, 2016

OLD

the age of having multiple children

man you are OLD, like a whole oldie

by Iroma October 20, 2020

old wives' tale

A belief, usually in the form of untested new pieces of information like having to behave well to get more screen time from parents, passed from mouth to mouth as piece of traditional wisdom

My parents always made me behave well to earn extra screen time, but now I realize it was just an old wives' tale about how to manage kids and technology.

by Emotional Cruiser September 30, 2025

year-olds

A unit of measurement for the mental retardation of the peopels after spending too much time on urban dictionary eating corn and touching roses

The word “okay” is a 21.7 year-olds.

by co5oo May 30, 2022

2nd year old

A 2nd year old is someone acting so immature that they break the age scale entirely.

"You are being so immature! You're acting like a 2nd year old!!"

by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 17, 2023

24 years old and is a student

the brief description of senpai, a famous Japanese actor ,who constantly stinks

24 years old and is a student

by sun xiao chuan 258 November 28, 2021

40 Year Old White Woman Syndrome

Tell someone they have 40 year old white woman syndrome if they are frequently arguing, getting offended over someone else's problems or asking to speak to someone of higher qualification

Jim: "I hate the milkman, he's an asshole"

Person Afflicted with 40 year old white woman syndrome: 'Yeah I know, I hate that guy more than anyone I've ever met!"

Jim "But you don't even know him, man, I think you have 40 year old white woman syndrome"

by 40 year old May 17, 2023