Friendly fire

When one masturbates (guy) and ends up with cum close to or on the face
Mate I was sorting my self out last night, nearly got hit by friendly fire.
by Friendly fire expert May 29, 2023
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Friendly fire

When one masturbates (guy) and ends up with cum close to or on the face
Mate I was sorting my self out last night, nearly got hit by friendly fire.
by Friendly fire expert May 29, 2023
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friendly fire

noun
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The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.
Guy 1: "Last night was going so well when I was home alone, until my load shot in my face."
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"
by camjohnstonnn February 12, 2020
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friendly fire

friendly fire is when you at war or in battle especially the untied states of america military many branches like army, navy, air force, u,s space force, us stands for united states. marines. etc. they not focusing in battle and shoot and kill their own team mates with their guns. a lot of times because wearing like colors, or scared out of their man and shooting at everything that come their way. no children should be in the army. you shouldn't even start to join until you are at the age of 35 before you can join the military, no cowards or wimps either.
this friendly fire killed his best friend and now his wife is a widow or black widow.
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Fire Dump

When you light your shit on fire in the toilet
I just let out a huge shit and lit it on fire, resulting in a fire dump!
by GhastMarine February 29, 2012
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FIRE ANTS GHOST

The worse GHOST in LIFE you will ever encounter and the reason is , this ghost will likely kill you if you are accepted.

Any GHOST that is so populated more than the EARTH on the first place has first dibs in being ACCEPTED.

FIRE ANTS GHOST IS the most accepting ghost on planet earth.

FIRE AMTS GHOST has CLAIMED A. EW in A FEW.
TRUST ME if the FIRE ANTS GHOST accepts you as you are as good as DEAD.

What happens if the FIRE ANTS GHOST rejects you well you still DIE.

The only defense you have if you encounter the FIRE ANTS GHOST is to let the FIRE ANTS GHOST do a FIRE ANTS RIMJOB on YOUR ASSHOLE and why would that save you and the reason is YOU CAN never deny the FIRE ANTS GHOST entrance into your SOUL which means you have to keep repeating the FIRE ANTS RIMJOB which the DANGER IS other NATURE REVOLTS and considerable BOWELS CONFUSION with DEMONIC CLOUT DISTORTIONS but once you did it stopping is way more dangerous.

All that is left after the FIRE ANTS GHOST claims your SOUL where you will BURN IN HELL IN YOUR ANATOMIC FORM FOREVER is because what is only left is AIR EARTH WATER and only for you to utilize to come back for another FIRE ANTS RIMJOB.
by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE June 18, 2021
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