Joe Mannix Spot

Mike Connors on the 60's crime drama Mannix would always pull up to the best parking spot. Always right in front of his destination.

I got the Joe Mannix spot, right in front of Starbucks.

by RSWIM21 November 27, 2018

Joe Scheibl Drunk

Getting as drunk (usually reserved for special occasions) as Joe Scheibl does on a daily basis. This event is usually accompanied by a complete lack of memory of what the fuck happened.

Oh man it's my birthday, time to get Joe Scheibl drunk!

by Troll Hunt3r July 7, 2011

Two-Beer Joe

A name for a person who acts like a jackass while drinking

You’re a real two-beer joe when you drink.
Quit being a two-beer joe, you’re acting like a dick.

by benlewis76 November 4, 2018

The Loaded Idaho Joe

When one takes their cock and sticks it into a hot bowl of mashed potatoes and then tops it with sour cream, bacon bits, chives and cheddar cheeze. The schlong is then licked clean by ones lover.

Before Nicole would perform the Loaded Idaho Joe with her man Sam, she told him to put more bacon bits on his man muscle.

by Schmidt-Dogg October 1, 2007

Tae kwon joe

an average joe, usually white, who thinks he is the next Jackie Chan

"There is broken shit everywhere. Why the hell would you try an ariel kick next to the china cabinet, your such a tae kwon joe!"

by icebergpickle October 18, 2009

Joe Quist Handshake

When a man sees another man sleeping and pulls down his pants and puts his ass next to the sleeping man's face. Then another person takes a picture of this and sends it to everyone.

I just gave Evan a Joe Quist Handshake while he was passed out!

by SamuelLJacksonDoppleganger January 24, 2011

Joe Biden

This ugly fat ass nigga kills children

joe biden= child kill

by reeeeeeeeeeeKID October 24, 2020