big bad mexican

A Mexican who is typically large, has long hair under his/her arms, and fails to take showers.

Man, he had the Feds at his house in the middle of a shower! They must have been looking for a big bad Mexican.

by Ice__burg July 12, 2015

Mexican Trouser Burn

When you're wrestling and you get a rug-burn on your genitals

Ouch, dude, I need to go splash some cold water on my dick, I just got a Mexican Trouser Burn.

by Crazyjesse2 March 26, 2011

mexican fun hole

When a Mexican man takes off his penis the hole that is left is called the funhole

These Mexican fun holes are no competition for our American fun holes filled with haunted milk!!

by JIM126267)3gsg November 6, 2013

Mexican lives matter

Mexican lives matter because they get called illegal and white gross ignorant stupid trump supporters are always think it’s such a bad thing.

“Mexican lives matter”

Me: YES

by BSHSJSJSJSSHSJEJS July 28, 2020

Mexican Heat Wave

When a girl eats a large quantity of very hot taco's before being tea bagged, leaving the man with a hot burny sensation on his testicles.

I see Rhonda is packing in those extra hot Tacos, I bet Jerome is going to be getting a mexican heat wave tonight!

by deaner n dunkmasterflash May 26, 2013

Mexican Green Rocket

When a person with Leprosy starts to get gangrene in their penis, which proceeds to slowly decompose and fall off.

My uncle is a leper, and he has one of the most terrible cases of Mexican Green Rocket ever... And he showed me.

by Flypig777 July 29, 2009

mexican cinnamon roll

When a man ejaculates onto his own morning extrement, after a long night and a late trip to his local taco house, before feeding it to the strange woman he woke up next to.

She asked for breakfast in bed, I made her a mexican cinnamon roll.

by Whustins June 5, 2011