Spite Jacking

When someone tells you you shouldn't jack off (at a specific time, in a specific place or in general) and you wanna jack off just to spite them

Person 1 : well, don't get off at work, you exhibitionist
Person 2 : now i kinda want to get off at work just to spite you
Person 1 : spite jacking

by KeepCalmAndTrustMagnus January 3, 2019

jack prince

an amazing musician who made the song “peace”

Jimmy: Did you hear that new Jack Prince song?
Sally: No
Jimmy: You uncultured swine

by beatlefan February 27, 2021

Jack renwick

A person with very cheesy and smelly “pongy” feet as some may say

Omg did you hear about jack renwicks pongy cheesy feet when he was go carting the cheese flew on the track and caused a crash

by slippycheese961 November 8, 2020

Jack Floyd

A slapcock who bails on shit last minute because he’s too busy eating dick.

He’s acting like a Jack Floyd right now.

by Alphamale72 September 1, 2020

Jack Cromwell

A lesbian with insanely high estrogen levels. A super preppy lesbo that hates other races, and gets money from his parents, then squanders it on lesbos. He'll tell someone to be ballsy, but can't be ballsy himself since he's a soft coward

Jack Cromwell's estrogen levels exceeded the world record; lesbos find that attractive.
Bob said,"Hey, you should play Wak the Sak", but Dan said, "No, you should", and Bob said, "No", so Dan said, "Don't be such a Jack Cromwell"

by Jack Cromwell January 28, 2018

Jack Borgman

A bot who isn't funny. He will close your computer and he cheats at local multiplayer games. Can also be used as an adjective, means a cheating bot.

Oh, that guy. He is SUCH a Jack Borgman.

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020

jack defend

When you see someone is going to perform a Jack Attack, you slap them across the face and tell them not too do it or it will ruin their lives. Also wash their pillow the first chance you get.

Heard bill was gonna perform a Jack Attack, time to break out a Jack Defend

by gdotdog February 2, 2022