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A last state of erection of a cucumber, in which the victim is forced to burn away their balls by having them being rubbed so fast by an African guy, it starts smoking, giving off a semi-pleasant smell of grilled lettuce, but most importantly, burning the dick off.

All that is left behind is a semi-burned flaccid piece of flesh, mostly used as the main ingredient of a ''dick dog.''
Friend: ''You look tired; what did you do last night?''
MC: '' I got some porn done to me. It wasn't very pleasant though...''
Friend: '' What happened?''
MC: ''The black guy wouldn't stop screaming, plus he fucking ate my dick dog when I was clearly hungry.''
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Porn for boys is like periods for girls

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
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You know there's SHIT called pornhub.com
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Stupid website. if you watch porn, you’ll regret it soon.
Me: Yo buddy, I just watched porn.
Friend: Fuck you.
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