facebook nasty

a nasty facebook message for no real reason other than just to be nasty and mean and troll like

oh some left a nasty facebook its blue its a smelly facebook nasty

by justjoking123 August 18, 2018

facebook nanny

When one of your co-workers is also your friend and they feel the need to tell your manager what you're posting on Facebook about work.

"Did you see what Emily posted on Facebook?! I saved it and sent it to our manager!" "Omg! You're such a Facebook nanny!"

by BrassBurns April 05, 2016

facebook lice

Trolls that put a full assault on a Facebook post.

Dude, your post is infested with Facebook lice!

by Douggers67 February 23, 2016

Pulling A Facebook

Ruining your product trying to catch up with a quickly rising competitor, constant updates that don't actually improve anything, risking integrity and original goals out of fear of becoming obsolete

Man, Mozilla is really pulling a facebook with all the useless updates since Firefox 4.

Yeah, they're only making it easier for Google to swoop up all of their users with Chrome

by LackadaisicalFucker October 01, 2011

Facebook Glancing

A less creepy way of telling someone that you've been Facebook stalking them for hours if not days.

Boy: Hey, how's your job at Panera Bread going?

Girl: How did you know I work there...?

Boy: Oh, I just was just Facebook glancing you for a second last night and that's what I noticed.

by Jacked313 December 19, 2012

Bob the Facebook friend

An kind friend which only 1 person knows him, Aaron Peckham , also me :)

If you are needed for a new friend, Bob shows up

Ali: " i'm really bored, i want new friends from Facebook!"
Jake: "dude, go friend Bob the Facebook friend, stupid."

by pseudonymsism. December 23, 2021

Butt-facebooking

The act of sitting on ones backside all day Facebooking

Were you Butt-facebooking all weekend? Yeah, me too!

by Annie Bear PBP May 23, 2011