The Dead Rising Doctrine

If something is very confusing with no or little explanation at all, just don't questions about it and ignore it.

Gamer 1: Why do two beer items make a painkiller when put in a blender in this?
Gamer 2: I go by The Dead Rising Doctrine, don't question it.

Man 1: Why does my kid throw up shit when he takes his ADHD medication?
Man 2: I think it's best to use The Dead Rising Doctrine in this one.

by microsoftwindowsvista March 1, 2021

Dead chat

davyments twitch chat

Person 1: have you hear how dead davys twitch chat is?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: its such a Dead chat

by Unknown Marble User March 4, 2021

dead scissor

A lay that is one above a dead horse except she is awake for it.

Dude.
The other night when I fucked Christie, she just laid there with her legs barely spread like a dead scissor.

by anonymous March 16, 2021

Dead Game

Dead games are games that are so boring you fall asleep watching or playing them.

Fortnite and Minecraft are dead games

by BARAZI March 25, 2021

dead game

deacon thinking a dead game is a game with less than 1000 people

Fortnite is a dead game

by imdurp March 31, 2021

from my cold, dead heart

Proposed National Rifle Association slogan.

Faced with the staggering number of American school children and other innocent victims killed by unstable men with military-style assault rifles, reassured yet again that background checks and licensing would not in any way threaten his right to gun ownership, that no one proposed to take away his firearms, he planted his feet, growling his modified NRA non-sequitur, "I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead heart."

by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2021

Dead

Played out, exhausted of, old, not funny anymore.

“I’m tired of fighting with my ex. It’s so dead.”
“People still make jokes about LGBTQ people? That shit is dead.”

by Unluckylibra April 2, 2021