Spooky Cock

When you sleep with a random girl, and wake up the next day to notice your penis looks completely different and like a strangers.

Dude i banged that skank last nite and woke up with a damn spooky cock.

by jdizzle23 February 4, 2009

Cock fuck

Giving a man sexual pleasure by inserting an object into his urethra.

You got any pipe cleaners around here? I'm going to give you a cock fucking you won't soon forget.

by nick1644 January 30, 2008

cock-knocker

one who llikes to go cock-knockin' ie, a male who prefers cock to pussy
or, in jest, a way of calling your friend an asshole

that guy's a total cock-knocker

man, you cock-knocker! where'd you score THAT? that shit is PROPERTY, man!

by celestia April 10, 2006

cock muncher

A frequently used phrase meaning anyone who sucks a mans penis. Usually aimed towards gay men or a slut, slag or hoe.

Hear about Paris, silly cock muncher!

by AMVMAMV May 25, 2010

cock walrus

one who sucks/takes in extremely large dick, like that of a walrus'

Stop being such a cock walrus.
Al Gore has the capabilities of a cock walrus.

by Phantom1250 November 25, 2007

birthday cock

The act of sticking one's penis in a significant others' birthday cake and using the tip of the penis as a serving knife

Kathy's mom was shocked to see Kathy's boyfriend using his birthday cock to cut the imported tiramisu

by billclintonsblowjobs March 1, 2015

cock watcher

A guy who always stares at other people at the gym like he wants to fight them and/or molest them.

Dude, I can't even work out right now because I have about 6 cock watchers staring me down.

by Alfanooooooo June 10, 2010