grilled banana

When, during a sunbed tanning session, one forgets to cover ones member with either suntan cream or a towel. The result being a sunburned, unusable Polony Pony.

Did you hear about Ted? He can't bang that hooker he ordered online because of his grilled banana.

by Maybe on Wednesday August 13, 2017

Chocolate banana

When you fuck someone’s arse and u get shite on your cock.

Guy 1:emmet got a chocolate banana last night
Guy2:eww why’s he always sleeping with dirty chicks
Guy 1:he’s just a horn dog bro

by Cookingwithpoo August 25, 2021

banana bong

a playful jab at a tool used to smoke cannabis, aka weed, kush, grass, etc. Used by omnivores/normal people to make fun of pothead vegans and hippies. Used most commonly on the West Coast, where the majority of states are cannabis-legal. Also a player in ToS, if you ever get to meet him.

Dude, that's a noice banana bong. Do you smoke kush in it, or a salad?

by SmokeMidEveryDay July 22, 2017

banana

a type of person who is extremely stupid

person 1: oh my god, johnny is such a banana
person 1: I know, right? he is such a banana

by banana general March 11, 2022

Banana

A yellow fruit that you eat

“Hey tom pass me a banana”

by CurtisHarrington July 21, 2018

Blue Banana

The act of shoving a frozen banana up your ass and watching the entirety of bluey

I just saw a homeless man do a blue banana.

by Urban homeless man October 15, 2025

Jungkook’s banana

A maknae that has nothing maknae on him

Nassia ate Jungkook’s banana 2 days ago and she still can’t close her mouth properly

by Jungkook’s banana August 26, 2018