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Hair Loss

My hair is so that- Oh, shit it is getting a little thin on the front there, um- I'm doing that on purpose!
Hym "It isn't 'hair loss' you idiot. It's SCALP LIBERATION! FOR TOO LONG THE SCALP HAS BEEN LIVING UNDER THE CRUEL THUMB OF THE FOLLICLE! I WILL NO LONGER SIT IDLY BY WHILE MY SKULL FLESH IS RAPED BY THE FOLLICLE SCOURGE!"
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
mugGet the Hair Lossmug.

Yeah I got fluffy hair

Term originating from TikTok in 2022/2023 used to mock people with ice cream hair
Bro look at this dude, "Yeah I got fluffy hair" lookin' ahh
by ChronicallyOnlineGuy December 23, 2023
mugGet the Yeah I got fluffy hairmug.

pineapple hairs

pineapple hairs is a word for when you dont know what the name of the hairs on top of the pineapple (anix)
anix:whats the name of the hairs on the pineapple?
anix friend: CALL IT PINEAPPLE HAIR
anix:PiNeApPlE hAiR pineapple hairs l:)
by Alyssa <3 :) June 16, 2020
mugGet the pineapple hairsmug.

Pineapple hair

the leafy thing on the top of a pineapple
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dark-haired fem

A queer woman with dark hair who will look like an Angel but completely mess with your mind
She won’t stop falling for dark-haired fems even though it never ends well
by Queeeeeeeeeeer October 29, 2023
mugGet the dark-haired femmug.

Magic hair

Is hair of people of a black person. This hair is the only hair in the animal kingdom to defy gravity. It is fluffy and acts like a cushion against blows to the head.
She fell but he long 4c natural hair protected her head. She has magic hair.
by Bad demon baby December 21, 2020
mugGet the Magic hairmug.

hair slayer

A Hair Slayer is a hair stylist that does such a great job on hair that they make people look beautiful just by doing their hair. They also come up with revolutionary hair styles.
She's a hair slayer.
by Djsmotha May 8, 2018
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