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wet bathmat

I don’t want to have sex with you as you smell like a wet bathmat
by Booner 106 May 8, 2019
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Wet high five

after a long day of stroking pecker and rubbing flaps your hands often get pretty greasy, thus giving us the “wet” portion of this masterpiece. the high five comes in in an unexpected way to say the least. after work upon clocking out you head to the bathroom where you let out a hard earned days worth of piss, you groan a little and honestly a little cum trickles on out as well. as you flush you see a hand rise above the divider between urinals, a hand looking lonely, in need of a quickie, you lift yours to match the height of the hand and quickly finish it off. leaving a silky glaze over the poor innocent hand. you have just done a wet high five.
I gave your mother wet high five last night.

I feel no remorse.
by steelo47 February 19, 2024
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wet sandy blanket

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.
Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....
by James Shakleford May 9, 2020
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wet nelson

when a guy has to piss like a racehorse and a girl puts him in a full nelson then wraps her legs around his waist and squeezes the piss out of him.
he had to piss bad but on the way to the bathroom his x girlfriend snuck up behind him and put him in a wet nelson.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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Wet Willy

When you are on the verge of finishing put your penis in her ear and cum.
I’ll give you a wet willy bitch.
by MacDaddy_99 May 28, 2018
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Wet Wilford Brimley

It's when you're taking a girl from behind, you're about to finish, and you pull out. But instead of finishing, you pour piping hot Quaker Oats on her back and warn her about diabetes.
Oh man, I was having a late breakfast of some oatmeal when my girl woke up DTF. It was hard to stop but I couldn't resist giving her the old Wet Wilford Brimley.
by Steele, Jim November 24, 2023
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Swiffer wet jet

You love Taylor Swift or you are a wet jet that.. you know what i mean OR you at literally a swiffer wet jet,
Person 1: “Your such a swiffer wet jet”
Person 2: “… are you high?”
by Maaaaddddiiiiiheheheheheh December 30, 2023
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