“Did you hear? December 1 is soft hat appreciation day!”
“Oh, good thing I brought my lucky russian hat!”
“Oh, good thing I brought my lucky russian hat!”
by Soft Hat Lover October 12, 2020
Get the December 1mug. Being a five and a quarter is when someone is being "floppy", by flip-flopping on an agreement when they said they would do something (or act a certain way), then change their minds. 5 1/4 is taken from the old 80's era large 5 1/4" floppy disks, the floppy disks that were actually floppy.
by Joke-Water May 31, 2022
Get the 5 & 1/4mug. by Papa günter January 7, 2018
Get the 2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick mathmug. 
Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it
by JamesAlanSmith October 25, 2023
Get the 1 inchmug. 
