jamba juice engineer

an engineer who does not know any more about engineering than a person working at jamba juice.

dont be a jamba juice engineer, you wont be able to solve any real world problems.

by kgthelion October 24, 2010

Mardi Gras Juice

n. The putrid, festering liquid that accumulates along curbs and in potholes on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras Juice is usually made up of several distinct liquids, including (but not limited to): beer, spit, urine, Pat O'Brien's hurricanes, semen, human blood, rainwater, mucous, suntan lotion, feces, sweat, pig's blood, assorted other alcoholic beverages and soft drinks, breast milk, tears of lost souls, and rich, chocolatey Ovaltine.

Needless to say, Mardi Gras Juice should be considered hazardous and should not be consumed or handled in any way, unless you find some streads in it that can be exchanged for a boobie flash.

That guy just stepped ankle-deep into a puddle of Mardi Gras Juice. If that were me I'd cut off my own foot.

by The Slow Kid July 8, 2006

crunk juice

shit to get you crunk and excited...namely alcohol

lemme get some of this crunk juice up in me and this shit bout to be liva than a muthafucka

by alk May 13, 2005

cookie juice

When you eat a cookie and there is cookie flavor still on your lips.

After eating a delicious cookie a have to lick all the cookie juice off my lips.

by Cookie Monster 3 April 2, 2014

Dumb bitch juice

A slang term (DBJ) that lets your friend know that they are about to or have done something stupid.

Tony: What are you going do today?

Ashton: I'm going jump off of my roof because I hear red bull gives you wings!

Tony: Oh so you drinking dumb bitch juice.
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Mark: I sold one of my kidneys to pay for the new Red Dead Redemption.

Jonathan: oh so this morning you had a big cup of dumb bitch juice for breakfast

by anonymous November 4, 2018

pee pee juice

When pee is mixed with lemons,it becomes pee pee juice

“That pee pee juice was good”

by fathead191 July 11, 2018

Heart-attack juice

A named used for canned energy drinks containing lots of sugar and taurine such as Monster, Rockstar and red bull that people associate with heart attacks.

Mason: You look tired, James
James: Yeah, I could do with some Heart-attack juice

by The Milkyboy April 19, 2014