The BEST all-girls private school in the city, where all the rich, hot, and smart girls go. yeah, a few don't have lives, but the majority know just about every kid the interschool because they know how to socialize, party, and get their work done while buying the best stuff in the stores. in all aspects, brearley girls are better than chapin girls. chapin is 1 block away from brearley. its an OK school, but not even close to brearley.
If a girl from The Brearley School and a Chapin are walking down East End Avenue, you'll know which one is which because: 1) the brearley girl will have a nice navy blue skirt, while the chapin girl will have an ugly green skirt. 2) the brearley will be clustered with a group of hot, rich girls while the chapin girl will be alone except for the boy who she's making out with. 3) the chapin girl will look like a slut
by brearleyrox February 11, 2010
Get the The Brearley Schoolmug. The way things used to be done that is more difficult than the way they are usually done now, but also more effective.
by itch December 28, 2003
Get the old schoolmug. This school kicked Landond ass in basketball this year. Landon is just trying to trash us becasue they lost. They think they never lose in every sport in reality they are only good at lacrosse
Landon Kid: damn bullis beat us, there damn good
Bullis Kid: yea i mean now would be a good time to get on ur knees and suck my dick. Thanks
Bullis Kid: yea i mean now would be a good time to get on ur knees and suck my dick. Thanks
by bearstakeituptheass February 24, 2005
Get the Bullis Schoolmug. Could be high school, but also is husband's school, where men learn the fine art of pleasing women and leaving the toilet seat in a righteous position.
Husbands in remote Kreplachistan still attend "Poosiwippauniversitaat" or "School for Husbands." It's as mandatory before a Kreplachi wedding as a prenup in Beverly Hills.
Potential husbands learn important skills like taking out the trash, mowing the lawn without prompting, cleaning up after the goats in the yard, running errands and putting down the toilet seat.
"It is a difficult habit to break if your mother did not teach you, as a young boy, to do this," remarks Hayseed Fuzzlov, one of the students who hoped he would marry well as a result of his studies. "I always use the toilet with the seat down," confides the more savvy Fabian Goatchek. "My mother trained me well."
It is said that the best brides will reject any proposal from a potential husband who doesn't possess the distinctive diploma, a whip crossed with a rolling pin tatooed on a tanned cat skin. "I wouldn't want a woman who didn't want me to have this schooling," remarks Igo Bonkers, a young man with a flourishing mustache, traditional in this mountainous land and useful for straining the bugs and leaves out of the strong Kreplachi tea "She would be a kind of a slut if she didn't." Unfortunately, after he uttered the Kreplachi word for "slut", three Amazons charged out of the bushes and clubbed him senseless with rolling pins. Such words are beneath the classically trained male students, and violations of the rules are judged harshly.
Advanced studies in diaper changing, doing dishes without breakage, foot-rubbing and finding gainful employment are available for those who really are serious about a good marriage, and remedial courses are typically completely booked months in advanced.
The final exam is said to be very tough: "They might ask you something difficult like 'Does this dress make me look fat' and you'd better have the right answer. You could die right on the spot if you get it wrong" Bonkers tells the reporter.
Last year eight men didn't make it through the course. But even their mothers weren't terribly sorry. "They just didn't learn. Not that we didn't try." remarked one mother, whose late son was a notable dunce. "He deserved what he got."
Potential husbands learn important skills like taking out the trash, mowing the lawn without prompting, cleaning up after the goats in the yard, running errands and putting down the toilet seat.
"It is a difficult habit to break if your mother did not teach you, as a young boy, to do this," remarks Hayseed Fuzzlov, one of the students who hoped he would marry well as a result of his studies. "I always use the toilet with the seat down," confides the more savvy Fabian Goatchek. "My mother trained me well."
It is said that the best brides will reject any proposal from a potential husband who doesn't possess the distinctive diploma, a whip crossed with a rolling pin tatooed on a tanned cat skin. "I wouldn't want a woman who didn't want me to have this schooling," remarks Igo Bonkers, a young man with a flourishing mustache, traditional in this mountainous land and useful for straining the bugs and leaves out of the strong Kreplachi tea "She would be a kind of a slut if she didn't." Unfortunately, after he uttered the Kreplachi word for "slut", three Amazons charged out of the bushes and clubbed him senseless with rolling pins. Such words are beneath the classically trained male students, and violations of the rules are judged harshly.
Advanced studies in diaper changing, doing dishes without breakage, foot-rubbing and finding gainful employment are available for those who really are serious about a good marriage, and remedial courses are typically completely booked months in advanced.
The final exam is said to be very tough: "They might ask you something difficult like 'Does this dress make me look fat' and you'd better have the right answer. You could die right on the spot if you get it wrong" Bonkers tells the reporter.
Last year eight men didn't make it through the course. But even their mothers weren't terribly sorry. "They just didn't learn. Not that we didn't try." remarked one mother, whose late son was a notable dunce. "He deserved what he got."
by Luigi August 10, 2004
Get the h schoolmug. A large yellow vehcile used to transport kids to school, generally these buses Don't have enough FOOT room, these buses are usally used by public schools but there are private school buses as well, oddly enough I never see kids inside school buses. I just see a half crazy ugly bus driver.
by footspace May 6, 2005
Get the School Busmug. Although this started out as an inside joke on my part, this term is a saying for marijuana. It works on many occasions if you don't want people to find out. (obviously)
"Yo, Phil! I got some school work, wanna come help me with it?"
"That sounds cool, Fred. I wanna help you with that school work."
"That sounds cool, Fred. I wanna help you with that school work."
by Michalangelo December 8, 2007
Get the School Workmug. The place where all the baby road men live.the only private sch thats down w the state schools. The teachers suck dick and the rules suck ur mum
by anonymous 11993963 October 30, 2019
Get the Emanuel schoolmug.