ur

When your are too lazy to type “your”.

Idk- “Hey are you free tonight?”
Jeff- “Yea, but doesn’t ur mom have to go to...;-;”

by Hi.;-; February 20, 2019

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Ur mom

A 13 year old boy thinks hes funny by saying that but he sounds 5

Jack: Ur mom HAHAHAH
Josh: not funny idoit

by Thekawaiibunni (anti pngtuber) August 15, 2022

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Ur brother a mother

it was made from ur mom gay deep in Japan and forged to make the strongest comeback of all tim

Dan:Ur mom gay
Carl:No u
Dan:Ur granny a tranny
Carl:Ur brother a mother
*the whole Milky Way collapse*

by Baz ball May 11, 2018

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ur mom

a joke that is very funny, as long as you don’t use it on someone that doesn’t have a mom.

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my mom is dead-
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

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ur uncle a lesbo

An sinful word that can cause a mans penis to disappear without a trace. If said to a female it can cause enlongated testicles to grow in place of the clitoris.

John: your grandpap trap
Becky the black: shutup u gay I’ll make your millimeter Peter disappear
John: do it lol
Becky the black: ur uncle a lesbo

*johns penis evaporates*

by JOHN THE NIGGA March 14, 2018

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