A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.
Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
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People who want to be like John Anthony(International Dating Coach) but don’t have the balls to learn game and will be wanking by themselves for the rest of their lives.
So you've been watching John's roast videos on YouTube all afternoon but you haven't been on a date in four years? Time to stop being a J-Wanker bro. Have you booked a call with his team yet?
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Get the Leela J T-H mug.Waylon J is a different type of guy that is used as a term widespread throughout Washington state. It usually describes a midget who thinks he’s cool but he’s not cool at all cause he has anger issues and tries to pick fights but gets beat up
Person 1: It’s Waylon J!
Person 2: he’s so annoying
Person 1: I know, he picked a fight with Jace Scott the other day and got deestroyed
Person 2: he’s so annoying
Person 1: I know, he picked a fight with Jace Scott the other day and got deestroyed
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