Milk

The stuff your father should have returned with.

Tyler: hey Jimmy, can I borrow some milk?
Jimmy: I don’t have any, my dad should have come back with it two years ago.
Tyler. Dang

by Just_a_Guy624 April 26, 2023

milk

mother i’d like to kill

dude that mom from that show istg she’s a milk

by lory2828 June 22, 2021

Milk

A particularly bad piece of advice. Often said to be spoiled. Similar to spill the tea

That's a load of spoiled milk.

by Waddletastic February 06, 2019

Milk

When something is extremely dank or inconceivable.

Bro did you see the queen straight up died, that's so milky bro. What a bozo.

by Milkyboy69 September 22, 2022

Milk

What your mom thought he was getting when he left the house...

*Kid*: Mom, where is dad?
*Mom*: I think he went off to go get milk.
NINE YEARS LATER
*Kid*: *Watching the news*, sees Dad get arrested
*Mom*: I can explain...

by _mxmq June 01, 2020

milk

something your dad goes to get but never returns

Im going to get milk, we have none!
Ok dad!
*20 years later*
*still has no milk, becomes vegan

by BALLLLLLLZZZZZZZSUCKERLOOOOOOL August 22, 2022

Milk

The thing your dad left to get all those years ago

Dad: Alright son, im just going to get milk, im going to be back soon!

Son: Ok Daddy, bye bye!

*7 years later*

Son: he still hasn't came back yet

by Dat was ALL me 😤 June 01, 2020