Fused Pizza Rule

If A 2 slices of pizza are not properly cut, it counts as 1 slice

This is a violation of the Fused Pizza Rule, jim. you cut that slice in half

by Chili Bobsleds. February 23, 2021

Roberts’ Rule

No kissing during anonymous hook-ups. Often used by gay men. In reference to the Julia Roberts movie, Pretty Woman.

Oh sorry, I don’t kiss while hooking up. Roberts’ Rule.

by JuliaRobertsHerself July 21, 2022

Pederasty Rule

Ucity Philly housing and schools. A way of control of men and war tactics in sex,social media, departments, Hollywood, religion, society, market, Co intelligences, corporate injustice in housing, landlords, teachers, business, bosses,jobs,media,Hollywood stars doing business, war ,etc

Skip that neighborhood under pederasty rule.

Watch kid at that day care is pederasty rule

You your husband is being setup by Hollywood pederasty rule

That housing Giving blankets parties turn out men pederasty rule

by BOYCOTT CHINA September 18, 2022

Rule #1

Is that you gotta have fun
But baby when you're done, you gotta be the first to run

Girl: She broke Rule #1 of how to be a heart breaker, she stayed longer and he broke her heart
Girl 2: Wow that's tragic

by Snailutopia September 1, 2017

37 Rule

37 Rule is exactly when Jimmy had no luck in life, no love found, no looks remained, no life stays and 37 years old is the trigger.

Hey what’s up ?

Sorry man I’m adapting to the 37 Rule from now on.

by Jimmyhimself April 11, 2022

Golden Rule

I'm not doing your golden rule you piece of shit and I'm not letting waste 10 years of my life.

Hym "I'm not doing your golden rule and I'm not letting you do this to me. You're going to regret this if you don't already and I don't see you on my doorstep with a check so you must not regret it yet. Learn to count or change the law."

by Hym Iam April 14, 2025

Rules

Never having been the kind of person to follow other people's rules than your own isnt giving up on following rules.

Rules are meant for the kinds of people who follow them or behave exactly within them. Most people are human, and know when expectations aren't just making lives difficult, they're not human expectations, people are expecting them to be docile, programmable robots awaiting commands, directions, and instructions because that's what the people expecting them to be that way are when they're not posing as somebody like them, one of them, on their side.

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020