Sir Pumpernickel

Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at appearing "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "Show Off".

*Gina sees a woman beater selling breast cancer awareness shirts*

Gina: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Sir Pumpernickel

Sir Pumpernickel is a pretentious guy that makes a failed attempt at trying to appear "cool" to others. More commonly known as a "show off".

*Donny, a guy that loves beating women, sells some pink shirts for breast cancer awareness day*

Lizzy Jean: Oh look at Sir Pumpernickel over there. I'll bet he thinks he is important.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019

The Pump House

Ladies love the pump house....
The pump never runs dry

Take her to the Pump House!
She really needs to be brought to the Pump House!

by Pimppumper October 26, 2019

Come Pumper

Penis

Hey big boy, I got a place for your huge piece-o-meat. Come ova here baby, park that come pumper right here. (Points to her drippin' wet snatch.)

by Minne-fuckin-sotaJIM October 30, 2019

Three pump phil

Three pump phill is the name for a man that can only satisfy himself leaving his mrs to sort herself out

Omg my husband is a three pump Phil

by Vikingallan December 14, 2019

Lil pump

A dumbass who inspires 10 year olds to sing his song everywhere and get defensive if you say anything about him. Also act like a tuff guy.
Is actually weak AF

Jim:Lil pump is Oka-
Mason: *Grabs you by the throat* Want to finish that motherfucker?!
Jim: He's okay.
Mason:*Throws a weak all out punch.*
Jim: *Shoots him*

by Please Fucking shoot me December 19, 2019

puss pump

The Male apparatus that is used for procreation and recreational use

He likes to use his puss pump for getting his woman pregnant

by Sheen sheen the shoein machine December 29, 2019