hungry horny mexican

when a male individual, gets the following ingredients

-salsa
-nacho chips
-nacho mince (cooked prefferably)
-cheese

and they shove it up a females reproductive organ (vagina)

they proceed to have sexual intercourse, therebye mixing the ingredients in semen and mush it all up.

then the dude sucks it all out, and maybe even shares it with his female counterpart.

Hey dude, i had a dinner date with Desirea and we did a hungry horny mexican. it was the perfect dinner for too!!

by weirdfetishman July 14, 2009

Mexican death mask

When someone is knocked unconscious in a fight, the attacker then squats over the victim's face, resting their testicles on the eyes, and defecates in their mouth.

"Dude, did you hear about John?" "Yeah, Tony gave him a Mexican death mask."

by Jesus In Short Shorts October 26, 2011

Mexican Clam Taco

When you puke inside a girls vagina, and then procede to have sex with her.

"I totatly made her into a Mexican Clam Taco last night".

by kenny316 January 15, 2009

Crossed the Mexican border

Had sex with.

Man, I just crossed the Mexican border with her.

by downsouther May 1, 2011

mexican jumping beans

illeagle steroids

I used mexican jumping beans to win the olympics

by coolmaster4321 March 21, 2004

Mexican Trouser Burn

When you're wrestling and you get a rug-burn on your genitals

Ouch, dude, I need to go splash some cold water on my dick, I just got a Mexican Trouser Burn.

by Crazyjesse2 March 26, 2011

mexican cherry swirl

When you pick up a mexican whore on her period then proceed to get a cherry lollypop shove it up that bloody thing and then proceed to cover it in shit then give it to a group of male mexicans saying that it is a popsicle that they deserve to get for their hard labor in the manure farm

Alberto: Hey what did we get paid for our hard work?
Ignacio: We got a Mexican Cherry Swirl
Alberto: Nice!

by Uncle Diarrhea October 6, 2012