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May May

He’s a stupid loser that loves sucking booty. He’ll always make you happy and he’s really tall but for some reason wants to be taller. His favorite three words are “I DONT KNOW” he’s a big rat and even though he’ll make you happy he WILL make you mad sometimes but all those things are out of good intentions cuz he’s like that. He’s a big romantic and he loves making bracelets. He’s really good at drawing except when he draws people it looks creepy. His eyes are really big and he’s eyelashes are so nice . He’s a BIG LOSER again. He’s a smart Boy too. He loves playing Roblox. Also he thinks he’s a loner but every one will love him if they get to know him. He’s a little weird too and FUCK HIM!!! And love him at the same time. He has a lot of emotions and you should let him express it. He sucks. he’s a chill guy but he’s really weird still. ARGHHHHG May May. He hates when he’s bald but you should shave his hair when sleeping. But really he’s a special guy, he’s caring, he’s sweet, thoughtful, pretty and a whole lotta other things. Everything he does is so god damn attractive. There’s so much about him and one day you’ll find it all out. And he really is knows how to steal ahsuya’s heart!!
Your so fucking weird you must be an May may
by Everythingsucks August 27, 2022
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Chase x May

Chase x May is when 2 people named "Chase" and "May" find each other in the world, whether it be by fate or by a struck of luck when these two lovebirds meet eye-to-eye it by nature that they both shall be in hand in marriage.
Is that Chase?!
And is that MAY?!
Chase x May is canon!!
by EVANISGAYFORKIERAN April 26, 2023
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May 7

Bro are you excited for May 7, cause it’s national Handjob Day
by dateking May 6, 2022
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Mai nuts

by Bigggie bawls February 27, 2021
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May 24th

Kick someone in the ball's day
Person 1: Come here~
Person 2: why?
Person 1: so I can kick you in the balls ofc
Person 2: aw man its may 24th again...
by Cheeseburgerman2425 May 24, 2024
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May 6th

"Happy may 6th"

"Alright get it over with"
by AlfaSigmamale May 4, 2024
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May 26

The day where you talk back to your teachers
Yay May 26 I can finally Ms.Gwen just shut up because her breath stank
by Twotwotwotwo May 23, 2022
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