friendly fire

noun
frend-lee-feye-yurh

The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.
Guy 1: "Last night was going so well when I was home alone, until my load shot in my face."
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"
by camjohnstonnn February 12, 2020
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friendly fire

friendly fire is when you at war or in battle especially the untied states of america military many branches like army, navy, air force, u,s space force, us stands for united states. marines. etc. they not focusing in battle and shoot and kill their own team mates with their guns. a lot of times because wearing like colors, or scared out of their man and shooting at everything that come their way. no children should be in the army. you shouldn't even start to join until you are at the age of 35 before you can join the military, no cowards or wimps either.
this friendly fire killed his best friend and now his wife is a widow or black widow.
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Fire Crotch

when You stand to close to the fire and your crotch gets hot
Brittnie was standing too close to the fire flailed in distress because she was standing too close to the fire and caught a nasty case of fire crotch
by Deeeebs420 January 20, 2020
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Fire Crotch

The explicit sucking of thy dick and lighting pubic hairs on fire, in hailing the smoke while sucking
Dude! Me and Michaels mom tried the fire crotch last night! That was fun as fuck! I love BDSM
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Fire crotch

When your crotch or private area is itchy red from crabs or gonorrhea from having sex. It's an STD, you are effe'd.
Dude I was banging this chick last week and she gave me the fire crotch, now I have to take meds for my itch.
by Tri-sarah Topless June 07, 2021
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WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE

A blanket description of ANYTHING so messed up that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.
"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & the Tammy Faye Bakker makeup?"
"Yeah, she, I mean it, was quite the WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"
by BIGGEDD666 October 06, 2021
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