fat midget theory 

When all a guy does is go out with fat small girls. Its like he has no standards and thinks that small fat girls are attractive...

Guy1: hey im goin out with sara
Guy2: dude shes fat and shes tiny
Guy1: .....
Guy2: didnt you go out with jane a while ago...??
Guy1: yeah why
Guy2: go look up the fat midget theory dude...

fat midget theory by bellend_to_the_end October 1, 2010

Fat Rabbit 

A loose vagina

Dat ho had da fattest rabbit I eva seen!

Fat Rabbit by Playa Hata January 27, 2003

Fat chick with confidence 

A person who, by no choice of their own, is a non-conformist, but expects to be treated the same.

An ugly nerd wants all of the hot girls to follow after him, even though, because of his seemingly undesirable disposition, it's never going to happen. He is a "Fat chick with confidence".

Fat chick with confidence by Paul000 July 31, 2006

Fat Tuesday 

Friday and Saturday used to be considered the best day of the week but now Domino's Pizza is offering two single pizza toppings for just $5.99!

That's two for the price of one!

Fat Tuesday by 14012008011413070515180705 February 8, 2005

Fat lonely febreeze fucktard 

Charlie, this fat fuck that is so fucking horribly smelly and dirty that his own mother sprays him with febreeze. He is so so lonely and pitiful one time he got a bus ticket and went to north carolina to live w/some chick from the internet, when he got there the town didnt exist and he had to live in a church for a week. He can't even get laid by his left hand (and hes right handed)

Look at the fucking Fat lonely febreeze fucktard

Fat lonely febreeze fucktard by John Antonelli November 9, 2004

fat-bottomed girl 

A type of blunt noted for its wide, stunted appearance and densely packed smoking material (usually marijuana).

Word officially coined 05-09-2008 when one young minister attempted to put words to his blunt-rolling frustrations. Each time he would roll a blunt, he would grind a certain amount of Weed and then the tobacco leaf would tear in the final stages of rolling. In this situation, the young reverend found that his blunt was too thin to hold all the Weed he had ground, and still maintain the dimensions of a typical blunt. Throwing caution to the wind, the young clergyman packed the remaining Weed into the thin half blunt, causing it to bulge with being packed. The young minister decided that he liked this new type of blunt mistakes had led him to roll, and he sought to name it. He looked to a shrine of Freddie Mercury he has in his room, and decided to name the new blunt after the Queen song "Fat-Bottomed Girls."

"I got upset that I ripped my blunt right when I was finishing it up, but then I realized that I could pack the Weed into the remaining bottom half, and smoke a fat-bottomed girl."

"Wow, that's one thick fat-bottomed girl."

fat-bottomed girl by OperaGhost May 10, 2008

fat fucker 

The self derogatory term used by Dumpy of Dumpy's Rusty Nuts when on stage.

"I'ma hot lover, fat fucker, hot lover yes indeed.." ('Hot Lover' by Dumpy's Rusty Nuts - from the 'Rock The Nation' EP)

fat fucker by black flag June 25, 2004