Facebook Shark

When you are so desperate for attention and a laff from your 5,000 facebook friends you devote 50% of your page trashing someone. All your 5,000 insecure facebook friends think you're a leader, a killer shark, so they following along with all the fun and laffs to gain your approval and friendship!

Shhhhhh...that bitch doesn't even think we are talking about her. No one gives a shit about her, but I'm going to spend my time devoting 50% of my FB page to her and all of you will spend your time reading about her. Man, I hope I get some laffs out of this, because being a Facebook Shark makes me feel important and hopefully feared by others I think are trying to cross me.

by Laff is spelled laugh November 9, 2009

Facebook Twilight

When two guys resembling Edward Cullen and Jacob Black fight over a girl on facebook, and solely facebook. She starts to feel like Bella Swan and it's a great big stupid love triangle. The bad parts are- nothing is real, nobody really knows unless it's made obvious, the guys will never show up in real life, and they all pretty much waste their time analyzing everything they put as their status.

Mitch, Bobby, and Lisa were caught in a rad mess of Facebook Twilight. They google each others statuses in a frenzy looking for shit, but to outsiders everything looks perfectly normal. Mitch (Edward) acts like the psychotic vampire, and continuously ruins Lisa (Bella)'s life, so obviously Bobby (Jacob) knows he "is better for her than him."

by coolness3981 March 31, 2010

facebook forward

when hot gurls on facebook turnout to be ugly ass in life.

dees cheek online on the face-book. i has seen her after jacking to her hot profil pics. denn ey eez like "lets hang out beetch." and shes like yup. then i bang her place and shes looking like whuuu? looked like my grandmas dog. omg. It Turns Out She Had Made herself facebook forward.

by my dick is mini June 2, 2010

Facebook Grandslam

When someone posts and your wall and likes one of your pictures.

I hit a facebook grandslam on Lilly.
Oh bro that sick she's so hot.

by A smit nigga January 26, 2011

facebook

used to share info and chat with freinds

i use facebook

by wwf99 June 9, 2011

Facebook Statute 371

The posting of cat pictures on Facebook is strictly forbidden.

Exception is taken to this rule if the person's wall which is posted on is either asleep, intoxicated, or open to hacks.

A: Dude! You can't post cat pictures, FACEBOOK STATUTE 371!

B: Nah, its cool, she's wasted.

by TepidManbeast August 7, 2011

facebook

that highly addictive drug you cant live without,a stalkers dream come true

i gotta check my facebook

by backflip ninja November 3, 2012