douche bag cleaner

the douchers servent, he cleans the douche bag with his toungue

i cleaned her douche bag after she used it

by tetete February 24, 2004

King Kamaya Maya Douche

when some one is a douchebag, but a super d-bag like his/her core is rotted with Doucheness.

CG- hey wats up
dude-nothing
CG-no the ceiling
dude-great
CG- it better be a*shole
dude- what a King Kamaya Maya Douche

by cowgirl01313131313 January 26, 2010

Douche Ma Gouche

Wash my filthy Vagina
When a vagina is so dirty it needs help

That girl is so dutty...she calls the sanitation dept and asks for the Douche Ma Gouche.

by Soca C March 25, 2013

Douche bag wrapper

Lower than your average douche bag.
Looser person that is the sidekick best buddy, to a douche bag.

That guy is lower on the totem pole of society, than a douche bag, he's a "douche bag wrapper", so disposable.

You are nothing but a "Douche bag wrapper". Your douche bag friend uses you and throws you away.

Wanna be rapper that hangs around douche bags.
Did you see that D.B.W.( Douche bag wrapper)?

by girl from Madrid July 09, 2011

delusional douche bag

A person who has their head so far up in the clouds that they actually believe their faggoty ass will ever be succesful by any means. Person can also persuade people around them into thinking they are not complete retarted losers by doing mediocre tasks and making them look difficult.

That delusional douche bag made a movie and all he did was use final cut pro on his mac and now he thinks he's going to Hollywood.

by Truth speaker February 17, 2012

Call of Duty Douche Ass

A person who plays any Call of Duty game every hour of their life and is constantly screaming profanities at the screen, even though everyone knows that it doesn't matter.

Miles- "Jordan has been sitting in front of the TV all day! What a Call of Duty Douche Ass!!"

by Lickin Mayballs January 25, 2011

Delta Tau Douche Bag

99% if the time it is a Delt who thinks that everyone likes them, thinks they are good at sports when they really are not (never win intramural sports), give out pussy 1/4 shots, go about rushing freshmen in the gayyest ways possible (powerpoint), and live in the shadow from their neighbors down the street. Pretty much suck at every thing they do.

Look at that gay delt wearing frat guy Fuzzy wearing his purple shirt for Wear-Delt-Stuff-Wednesday, he thinks he is so cool, but no one even likes him. He must be a member of Delta Tau Douche Bag, what a tool.

by Fuzzy Z November 18, 2006