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Dick Bait

Dick bait is like click bait but persuades people to click on it with promises of seeing pictures of Dick Van Dyke, only to be met with the sad, lonely face of Sarah Jessica Parker.
"I just got tricked by some serious dick bait, man."
"Oh, really? Were they long and black or thick and Polynesian?"
"Dude, Dick Van Dyke is white. Show some goddamn respect."
by Daxuran March 6, 2017
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Alejandro's Dick

idk hmmm it's dick, it feels good
Just rode Alejandro's Dick
by Jackoff Chin December 17, 2021
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Limp Dicked

To put little effort into or to barely get by on something.
John: Man, I really don't want to study for this exam next week.
Billy: Dude, you don't really need to. I completely limp dicked it and still pulled out a B.
by Riper123 February 7, 2017
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Dick Unicycle

A sexual position in which the male inserts his penis into his partner's vagina and proceeds to curl back upon himself, grasping his ankles with his hands to form a human "wheel." This position ought to be held for a period of no less than 10 minutes, after which the rider dismounts and no one is satisfied.
Linda: Are you coming to my bat mitzvah potluck this weekend?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, I've a got dick unicycle to ride.

Linda: Is the dick unicycle really all it's cracked up to be?
Stuart: Hell no, Linda, I have really weak wrists

Linda: Why is Stuart all covered in mud? Did he fall outside?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, we were doing the dick unicycle in the rain
by AuntCarrie143 May 2, 2018
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Putin Dick

An outrageous and over-exaggerated sense of projected toxic-masculinity, usually manifesting itself in claims of enormous sexual or military prowess, exhibited in a vain attempt to disguise overwhelming feelings of weakness and inadequacy in the sufferer.
In the context of sexual prowess, the 12-inch steel-hard phallus claimed by the sufferer of 'Putin Dick' actually turns out to be 2cm long and suffers from premature-ejaculation, which can only be recovered after 6 to 7 days, as opposed to the normal 5 to 20 minutes range, and must be accompanied with prolonged conversation and hugging.
For the context of military prowess, see above.
"Wow, after Putin invaded Ukraine, it's now completely obvious to the entire world that he suffers from 'Putin Dick'"
by markb134718 February 28, 2022
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Krill dick

Derived from “coke dick”

A definition for the penis when it isn’t participating after a heavy sesh from the “Beak-end”
When the pepperami is that small it would turn you vegan. When it is a Micro penis, that you’ll need a telescope to fucking look for it. When it’s just a bit of foreskin you know think it’s a growth.
Katie tried to defend Josh about not having a “krill dick”
by AsianPersuasionChop July 9, 2019
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King of the Dicks

He who commands penis wherever he goes. Lord of all that is phallic.

See: Gerard Way
"Yeah man, I saw a concert last night. The frontman was like, King of the Dicks."

"Oh, MCR huh?"
by T Drizzle September 10, 2007
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