Death

The opposite of porn

Person 1: What's your poem about
Person 2: Death.
Person 1: Mine's about the opposite of death.
Person 2: PORN!?!?!?!?!

by Jacking off in a walmart May 8, 2022

after death

After you/they die. That's basically it

Or it's a ship name/non-canon relationship from Undertale AU's :/

Friend: What will you do after death, if that's possible?
Me: I dunno, chill?

Or

A random stranger: Do you ship Afterdeath?
Me: What's that?

by a random person in urban January 15, 2022

death com 7

the act of telling your friends something urgant

OMG Kenzi! Kris! DEATH COM 7!! My mom is pregnant!

by nrb63 January 27, 2010

death

Math, homeworks, Asian parental control, school, etc.

Mom: Time to go school son!!!
Me: oh fuck im gonna have death

by imakeweirddefinitions December 17, 2022

death

death................................................ is very yummy

David: this death tastes so good

by deathhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 29, 2021

death menstruation

When the odor of a woman's period blood is is so rancid, not even she can tolerate herself.

(female 1) Omg! Why does the bathroom smell like a rotting carcass?

(Female2) There's only one thing that can explain that smell. It's that time of the month for one unlucky bitch. But it's not just any period, it's the Death Menstruation!

by One unlucky girl December 27, 2024

Death Syndrome

A syndrome that results in death, with one of the symptoms being life

"he died of death syndrome"
"No he didn't, Gerald, you can't keep saying people died of death syndrome"

by anonymous August 27, 2023