Slap Beef

A polite way to tell someone to fuck off.

“Can you help me with this?”
“No, slap beef.”

by The Rusty September 11, 2025

Minnesota Beef Curtain

The act of putting your head in a person’s ( preferably male) butt, once the warm anal tract fully welcomes you, you spit out a mouth-ful of cum for optimal impregnation. The gestation period can be anywhere from 3 days to 15 months. Congrats, you have a slimy brown little miracle in your hands to love for, nurture raise as your own, and teach him to provide for himself and others.

Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.

Guy 1: Yo congrats on the new baby, who’s the lucky woman?

Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby

Guy 1: How does that even happen?

Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it

by it aint gay if its a fetish September 25, 2025

Swiss Beefer

Western Pennsylvanian expression referencing a short, oily Italian person who has a voluptuous booty.

Bro did you see that Swiss Beefer? I’d like to take a bite out of him.

by Bros_Mad October 11, 2025

VTX Beef

GREED, GLUTTONY and LUST
This nigga puts a new level to Greed.
Any game you play, this nigga will be greedy, especially if he seems to be superior or at the very least survivors.
He will betray even his allies if it means he benefits in any way.
A member of the vortex gaming club, and the most greedy and gluttonous.
He will steal your goals.
He will become the mvp at the cost of you, even if your on his team.
The craziest thing about him?

He's mister steal yo ting.
The same guy who ended a three year relationship just to cop a feel and chow dolly.
Downright devious.

Never bring girls around VTX Beef. He'll chow your dolly, or even paan.

by TRWM#01 December 22, 2025

Wall of beef

When you walk into a cloud of very nasty fart!

Oh man we totally just walked into that guys wall of beef!

by Duckfries2 August 16, 2012

let the beef hang

settle a dispute by just not worrying about the situation

p1. are you still beefing with homie?

p2. i let the beef hang. i dont trip

by johndoecheese410 January 22, 2014

Ashley's Roast Beef

A nasty, brown, huge-lipped pussy that looks like the lunch meat covered in hair and vaginal warts surrounded by herpes and filled with STDs.

I was so disgusted when she sent me a picture of Ashley's Roast Beef!

by ZapataPotPieRecipes69 September 2, 2015