Booger Bush

When you are taking a shower and vigorously blow your nose between your hands, the boogers fly out of your nose at breakneck speed into your man bush. Introducing... the creation of lè booger bush.

Big Easy: Dude, do you ever have to blow your nose so bad that you shart?

Tyrantula: Even worse man. I blow my nose so hard in the shower that my boogies get caught in my Amazon forest and I can’t find them. Now I got a friggen booger bush!

Big Easy: I just bushted a nut.

by Stoney69 November 14, 2019

Pulling a Bush

Doing stupid things like it's your job insuring that no one will ever take you seriously.

If you are planning on pulling a Bush then your father will die never having respected you.

by Banana Hammie November 15, 2019

bush

shannon

he gagged over Shannons bush

by 098765432223 November 21, 2019

Bush blooper

every time a president mispronounces words like George W. Bush frequently did in his presidency to relate to laymen.

W. was smarter than Barack Obama but had a Bush Blooper periodically.

by Coop Dupe November 23, 2019

Bush Push

an ad-lib by rapper O.T. Genasis to celebrate Reginald Bush pushing Matt Leinart into the endzone to score against Notre Dame in 2005.

The Bush Push is used by many offensive players in football today and Reginald Bush has the highest voting percentage for a Heisman Trophy winner at above 91 percent.

by Coop Dupe November 25, 2019

Bush

When you ask someone fly into a building and you say you’ve got nothing to do with it

Nah I didn’t anything to do with it must have been a bush

by Wood69911 March 10, 2019

Rustling through the bush and found berries

When you put your hands down a girl's pants and find she is a man.

Trans Bangkok

Chad: "I thought I met this girl at the club..."
Aron: "What happened?"
Chad: "I startled rustling through the bush and found berries."

Aron: "Did you taste them? "

by ABeardedAsian March 12, 2019