bird

a male penis

damn sean, them girls are over your bird

by draksnis December 7, 2020

Bird

British slang word for woman.
Originates from London where prostitutes where refered to as birds with each area of London naming their whores after different birds.
In modern times this meaning has been lost and bird is used by working class people to describe a woman in general, not in a derogatory manner.
Chicks being young women (usually a pretty one and old bird meaning... well you can work thst one out yourself.

What did you so last night, fella?
I went to the pub with my bird.

I shagged an old bird last night, it was the best bonk I've ever had.

by Pat Fenus December 9, 2020

Bird

Bird is a word.

A-well now, everybody's heard about the bird
About the bird, the bird, bird bird bird

by 🍰 December 14, 2020

Bird

A young dumb woman who acts like a thot and feels entitled.

This bird expects a 6ft man who makes 6 figures to take her to a 5-star restaurant on a first date? This bitch is crazy

by guapoobands December 20, 2020

Fukof Bird

A rare species of bird belonging to the crow family which inhabits most of North America and can be easily identified by its rainbow plumage and unique call which sounds like a queen trying to imitate a bird call while saying the word “fuck off.”

During our walk in the park today, we heard the call of a fukof bird.

by B3rdW@tcher November 14, 2020

Birds

Birds have legs, legs spelled bacl is sgel and sgel stands for

S-Government

G-Drones
E-Arnt
L-Real

Hey man did you hear that birds are just drones made by the government

by Bwaaaaah November 16, 2020

Birds Are Robots

Absolute shit conspiracies about beautiful creatures.

Aiden: Birds are robots.
Josh: Shut the fuck up. You retarded shitburger.

by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020