monkey nuts

tiny organic food eaten by small monkeys, occupying their niche in the rainforests of northern costa rica.

The howler monkeys eat monkey nuts to survive.

by jason biggs June 13, 2002

Deez Nuts

A phrase coming from popular vines(kinda like the 21 kid). It originated from some ugly ass black guy who looks like he's got his braces fucked in a toaster when he was 12 . The initial phrase starts when this hobo prank calls his friend as he claims to have something in the mail to where he replies with "Deez nuts, HA gotee" (btw: I dont know what the fuck he means by gotee, I dont speak retard"). Today this bum is an internet sensation, which is good cos it doesn't look like he's been to College.

Carl: Hey can you pass me the almonds
Mike: You mean Deez nuts, HA gotee!!!
Carl: Fuck you

by Ghetto_GoatSquxd April 19, 2015

nut sac

A fucking idiot. See idiot, fucktard

John Kerry was and will always be a nut sac for his betrayal of the United States during the Vietnam War.

by milf_hunter666 November 03, 2005

deez nuts

The greatest male dis of all time

John:you got tikets to the concert this weekend?
Lance:naw,who's playin?wheres it at?
John: deez nuts in your mouth

by John Lawrence November 02, 2005

Nut Mud

When your banging a chick so hard she farts out a little shit on to your balls. Also see Mud Flaps.

"I was fucking that chick so hard she blew out a little nut mud."

by MR. SHARKEY February 19, 2007

Nut Bush

slang for the town of North Branch, Michigan.
a small town that has 4 people in it and 2 cows.
AND the greateset school in the world, NBWA.

Barry: dude, our school is playin in Nut Bush tonight.
larry:careful you don't get lost, it is such a metropolis

by juan tito martinez July 28, 2008

knockin' nuts

When a man who has testicles, swings his scrotum sac from left to right in a fit of joy.

Chaz was knockin' nuts when Beyonka agreed to suck his twinkie-cream.

by Jerome June 17, 2006