Urban Dictionary Genius Award 

A fantastical award occurring in a full-blown delusion, bestowed by UD, to highly talented and prolific contributors who are, through their artistry, skill and deep understanding of human nature, influencing popular culture.

I woke up this morning to find my name on the list of those receiving the Urban Dictionary Genius Award and immediately began to cry tears of gratitude and joy.

Urban Dictionary Genius Award by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

Urban Dictionary rejection 

That sad moment when you try and add a word to Urban Dictionary and they send you the email saying that the editors decided not to publish it. This lowers your self esteem because it makes you think you're not the funniest mother fucker alive like you thought all your life.

Jake: Hey what's wrong with Johnny?
Blake: He's feeling the Urban Dictionary Rejection.
Jake: I always told him comedy wasn't his thing.

Urban Dictionary rejection by bloody penguin November 7, 2011

Urban Dictionary peer review 

The term given to the panel of adjudicators who realise that your entry is just too damn disgusting, perverted and depraved to ever be allowed onto the Urban Dictionary site and instead you have to be content with an email alerting you to the fact that it won't be accepted and you simply have to scroll back and forth wondering what it would have looked like on the site possibly being enjoyed by many different people all over the world rather than just your eyes alone in your bedroom. You try not to take the rejection personally, however, it just east you up inside and so you decide to heavily edit your submission and try again. Eventually, it gets accepted but it's lost its bite due to the nature of the many edits made to it. You realise that you are just a sad old bastard with too much time on your hands so you go and fap before falling asleep in your own sweat and semen in your parent's basement.

"Hi Larry, did your Urban Dictionary term get accepted for the site?"
"No Douglas, it didn't get past the Urban Dictionary peer review process."
"Never mind. Please don't try to be too sad about it."
"I need to cry now. Please take my dress off and leave and maybe come back later okay?"
"Sure thing dude although it does look good on me."

Urban Dictionary peer review by mammarylane September 17, 2017

Urban Dictionary Nazis 

A group of Urban Dictionary editors who only publish their entries and there friends, thus making it much harder to 'Define your world' if you are not in their elite clan.
Probably a group of 10-14 year olds who think they are cool because they can suppress others opinions.

Bob: Hey i tried to add the definition 'cigarette' and in my example it said they killed people, but then some Urban Dictionary Nazis rejected it. What a fag.

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Urban Dictionary Nazis by AntiUDNAzi April 18, 2007

Urban Dictionary Gay Directory 

A complete list of what teens and pre-teens are gay,queer, fag,etc. Updated daily.

The Urban Dictionary Gay Directory is a bunch of young turds calling each other gay.

Urban Dictionary Gay Directory by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011

Urban Dictionary-ing 

Verb. 1) The act of passing time reading & checking random words on urban dictionary in an attempt to prove that for example fuggish means something other than the expressed definition.

2) The art of spending disproportionate amounts of time perusing the urban dictionary and not being shy about being perceived as geeky

1) Let me do some urban dictionary-ing - there is no way that word means what you just said!

2) OMG! Look at the time, gonna be late for work, have been too engrossed in my urban dictionary-ing.

Urban Dictionary-ing by Pasdachips Secretary October 16, 2008

Urban Dictionary is busy right now. 

The stupid fucking retarded-ass screen that shows up when you just simply wanna see something, but the dumbass busy screen prevents you from doing it.

Urban Dictionary: "Urban Dictionary is busy right now."
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Urban Dictionary is busy right now. by piktureit November 23, 2020