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Tallahassee Boston Cream

The act of pooping and hollowing out the poop. After doing this a man ejaculates into the hollowed out poop, filling it up all the way. The man closes up the poop and freezes it. A few hours later the man will put the poop inside of a woman's vagina until it gets soft and warm (like a cookie). The couple will then slice open the poop, let the cum ooze out and (if they feel like it) eat it, dipping the poop in the cum.
Boy: "Hi Cindy, what're you doing on Friday night?"
Girl: "Not much. What are you doing?"
Boy: "Not sure. I might just stay home and masturbate."
Girl: "Well if you're in the mood, wanna come over and make a Tallahassee Boston Cream with me?"
Boy: "Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try one of those, I hear they're really good!"
by WackyWaffleWonder May 26, 2018
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Custard Creaming

When you are going down on a girl and your munching down that sweet pussy, the act of custard creaming is when you crunch down the outa vaginal flap (like the biscuit) and then make your way to the centre where you get the cream.
by Sissoko July 27, 2019
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Ice Cream Truck

An ice cream truck is well... A truck that sells ice cream. These trucks can be step vans, or regular vans. They are usually retrofitted with bells, or music boxes (usually ones manufactured by Nichols Electronics). There are two types of things ice cream trucks sell: prepackaged novelty treats (e.g. ice pops or Good Humor bars), soft serve, or very rarely scooped ice cream.
Every summer afternoon, I am tempted to get a milkshake from the ice cream truck.
by the piss monster from hell August 2, 2024
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ice cream

The best thing ever. It's creamy, and sweet, and cold, and it melts on your tongue. MMMMMMMMMMMM~
"Lets go for ice cream!"

"AWESOME YAY!
by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020
mugGet the ice creammug.

Berries and cream

do you want berries and cream
Yes
Do the little lad dance
by avoidrivers September 29, 2021
mugGet the Berries and creammug.

cream cheese

A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.
Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere
by deltah404 October 16, 2021
mugGet the cream cheesemug.

lean green mean cream machine

lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny
by mr twittie twister and his sis February 10, 2021
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