by swag9001 June 15, 2024
Get the whip crackmug. A neologism formed by accidentally conflating "crack pipes "with "heroin needles" to form a portmanteau of urban detritus. "Crack needles," a term that may include either type of referenced drug paraphernalia, are often found littering vacant lots, alleyways, or abandoned buildings in the less illustrious, seedy districts of America's disinvested and depopulated inner cities. The lack of specificity about which drug may be semantically valuable in helping cover multiple societal eras of drug addiction, or it may just make the utterer of the term sound like a damn fool.
"They had, like, the most AMAZING cocktails at this bar, right? But the neighborhood is, like, super sketch. Like, we couldn't find parking out front, so we had to walk half a block, and there were, like, crack needles in the alley, and stuff. And this homeless person asked us for change out front." - Karen, probably, who normally only comes into the city for sporting events or anything with valet parking
by zorsnacks October 9, 2023
Get the crack needlesmug. 
Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.
The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.
by Mr. McGooch September 19, 2016
Get the crack flappingmug. by ggal September 15, 2015
Get the crackmug. And all through the town the people scavenged for what they needed for ;once again:; another batch of the best there is, farm-crack.
by Bings Biblical Books for Boops February 3, 2025
Get the Farm-crackmug. I was mad the other day so I was like fuck it I’m fixed to try some string ass crack to make my husband jealous.
by Booty taker May 23, 2023
Get the String ass crackmug.