Rule #1

Is that you gotta have fun
But baby when you're done, you gotta be the first to run

Girl: She broke Rule #1 of how to be a heart breaker, she stayed longer and he broke her heart
Girl 2: Wow that's tragic

by Snailutopia September 1, 2017

"soft drink" water-saver rule

The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.

Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.

by QuacksO October 15, 2018

Rule of 72

If you don’t practice something hard in 72 hours (3 days), you will forget it

It’s Sunday. I haven’t practiced the Rubiks Cube since Wednesday. I sit down and think: How the hell do I do this thing? Then I realize I haven’t practiced in 72 hours. I think ‘Oh... Rule of 72.’

by Irreduzibel November 11, 2018

rule 899

Rule 899 is rule 93. Still, I found it.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

HAY GUYS I FOUND RULE 899 ^_^

by dhh777 December 26, 2018

Pub Rules

When you agree to meet someone or take a trip with them while drinking you have 24 hours to reneg.

Remember how I said I’d go to India with you last night? Pub rules!

by Mastwebber June 12, 2018

Rule 34.5

using cartoon to symbolize cuteness is not against any rule in this world.

for example Alan has face like spongebob.He is so cute. # rule 34.5

by Jonathan bowman June 13, 2018

The First Rule Of IT

The First Rule Of IT is turn off and then turn on again
The second rule is to plug it out of the power sourcce for 8 seconds and then plug it back
The third rule is to never doubt the indian technician guy

Example 1 :
when everything goes wrong with your computer remember the first rule of IT
Example 2 :

when in doubt power off and restart
Example 3 : actually a reference from the series AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D Season 5 Episode 2
when jemma a lead scientist tries to avoid getting hit by an enourmess astroid she talks about the first rule of IT and puts it in a good use by powering off and powering on the space ship

by SOMBRA ON STEROIDS June 6, 2018