i smoke brocoli

meaning "i smoke weed"

" told the doctor i'm a healthy kid i smoke brocoli".

-Kodak Black 😈

by my cute ass 😍😍✨ January 7, 2017

I Pulled a Bryan

You broke so something or did something stuipd

Orville: *Breaks Carpet* OH NO I PULLED A BRYAN
Bryan: HEY

by Evil Bryan December 13, 2019

i actually care

"I actually caring" for something/someone you don't really care about

friend: that dude is looking at me funny.
me: I actually care

by Kwannie July 24, 2020

i call post it

saying “i call post it” means end of discussion, and no more arguing about, the person who says it is automatically correct

meredith : “i love you more”

derek: “that’s not true”
meredith: “i call post it”

derek: “fuck”

by anonymous_kaysadilla August 4, 2020

i wanna sleep

go to bed, and close your eyes.

Person 1 : this concert is so boring
Person 1 : i wanna sleep
Person 2 : *Brings bed into concert*
Person 2 : here

by stop it why are you doing this September 11, 2020

I Willy Wancha

Willy Wancha

When someone watches willy woncha and they start to willy wancha.

Billy: "come here girl I willy fuckin wancha!"

Billy: "come here girl I willy fuckin wancha!"
Karen: "ok but what the fuck did you just say cuh?"
Billy: "I said I willy wancha"

Billy: "come here girl I willy fuckin wancha!"
Karen: "ok but what the fuck did you just say cuh?"
Billy: "I said I willy wancha"

by Willy Wancha September 14, 2020

Did i ask

Its something a rude middle school kid says because they dint have a comeback

smallpp69:my grandma died
waploveronmymom:did i ask tho

by smallpp69901380193810381 September 15, 2020