Dragon

A single continuous turd log that extends from the depths of the toilet (out of site) to above the water surface.

After all that exercise and healthy eating yesterday I dropped the most satisfying dragon this morning.

by Scriblets November 28, 2023

Dragon

Dragon deez nuts across your face

Person 1: dragon
Person 2: wat?
Person 1: dragon deez nuts across your face

by Saulman500 March 9, 2024

Dragon Splitting

A slur made up by western imperialists made to supress Asians in Hypixel Skyblock.

I fucking hate Dragon Splitting because I am Asian and Hypixel with bad server will always lag me back.

by TheA0o4o2 March 20, 2024

Dragon's Dogma 2

I... Must... Be Lion-man... I MUST BE LION-MAN!

Hym 🙀

Iam "What?"

Hym "Dra... Dragon's dogma 2 😧🫵 Look!"

Iam 😱 "THAT'S A LION-MAN! THERE! IN THE PRESETS! LION-MAN!"

Hym "I must..."

Iam "It's not going to look like me..."

Hym "It will he as we should..."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Dragon's Monologue 2

It doesn't slap as hard as the first one. It just kind of vaguely alludes to some of the same general themes.

Hym "I mean, to be fair, it would be hard for Dragon's Monologue 2 to parallel the quality, let alone surpass, the monologue from the first Dragon's Dogma. But I was hoping they would at least make the attempt. Which loses you point. -1 for the intellectual cowardice."

Iam "Wait! There's a TRUE ending."

Hym "What? Ah shit. Alright. There better be a monologue. Your rating hangs in the balance."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

Dragon's Breath

Dragon's Breath is where you take a binker or dab, hold the smoke, take a shot(of your choice,) then exhale.

I just had a really bad day and need a Dragon's Breath.

by Witty_Wizard13 April 12, 2024

Dragon

A woman.

Man 1: The dragons are out today.
Man 2: Just don't tick them off, they'll start roaring and breathing fire!
Man 1: Ha ha ha, we call that PMSing where I come from!

by sighkickspy April 16, 2024