heavy on the douche

This person has exceeding normal levels of douchiness and gone to the upper limits of douchedom. This person is almost laughable because of the extreme amounts of doucheocity he or she displays.

Guys with balls hanging from his truck is hevay on the douche. People with personalized license plates are heavy on the douche. Guys who wear gold chains are heavy on the douche.

by Anti Douchite April 24, 2011

Facebook Douche

An individual male or female who friend requests you and never posts anything on your wall after you add them. Also, a person who never even communicates with you on Facebook at all.

You add a person or persons as a friend to your Facebook friends list and afterwards never comments or communicates with you after being added. Once you identified such an individual or individuals that person or persons is now refered to as a Facebook Douche.

by whitey the cable guy June 21, 2009

Indie douche-bag

A douche-bag that listens to crappy music that nobody else likes.
Indie douche-bags often think they know more about music than the average person thus making them cooler. Both facts are usually incorrect.

X: "I liked them before they got big"
Y: "You're such an Indie douche-bag

or

X: "You've heard of them!?.... there not great"
Y: "You were about to say you love them! Stop being an Indie douche-bag"

by Eddie & Alex Van Halen November 30, 2010

the Douche

Alter ego of Tom Dumont.

After a few drinks Tom was no longer himself, he had unleashed THE DOUCHE!

by cornfields December 27, 2004

fag douche

A piece of clothing that makes you look like a fag, a douche or a fag douche

A person that can be a fag, douche, or fag douche

Dude take that fag douche off your wrist you look like a fag.

by Blackmizo July 27, 2010

pansy ass douche face

also known as PADF

1. a person who cannot handle the most minor circumstances without getting their panties all in a bunch

2. someone who cannot help but act like a douche when it comes to dealing with small problems

1. He's mad at me for no reason. why is he acting like a pansy ass douche face?

by m-cherry February 8, 2010

Facebook douche

Someone who accepts your friend request, only to unfriend you a week or two later.

Jim: Hey, are you friends with Joe on facebook?

Bob: I think so, let me check...hey wait a minute, he unfriended me! What a facebook douche!

by roflcopter12 January 2, 2010