Crack Tortas

Crack/Cracking Tortas : The act of having sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese woman, usually of hispanic heritage.

Guy 1: "Yo, what are you gonna do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"

by mangophonker July 26, 2025

Crack

Something someone says when you have to much drugs and out of state

Guy: Is your girl on crack

by roblox gaming master May 14, 2019

Cracked

When someone is insanely good at something. Typically used by gamers signifying the other player is better than them. When you lose all your health and are 1 shot, you yell out to your teammates, "YO WTF HE'S CRACKED BRO, I'M OUT... HE MUST BE HACKING" you could also use it as a reference to tell your teammates that the enemy team is low in health, however, it's more commonly used as a way to describe someones talent or skills nowadays.

"YO WTF HE'S CRACKED BRO, I'M OUT"
"iShowSpeed beat Ashton Hall & Daniel Labelle in a race, kid is cracked"

by OOPS TV June 23, 2025

ass in a crack

Got/get yourself in trouble.

So, got your ass in a crack again?

Suck to be you.

by Appauling July 10, 2014

crack-hog

Someone who hordes their crack away from deserving friends like the little whiny punk they are.

"Gimme some of that mountain of crack you've been storing, crack-hog."

by Pandy Orter April 14, 2004

crack dat nigga

A person of African American ethnicity that chooses to just up and take whatever he ir she wants for free. This is what you must do to thwart the illegal activity.

This dude is stealing from us blindly, someon crack dat nigga.

by MaDpUp March 6, 2022

Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.

by steammustachio May 31, 2020