jibber corn

A piece of dog excrement and cum usually find in between your ass crack and balls

“I found some jibber corn on my finger and had to eat it” kairen said

by Kai newtavious March 14, 2024

Nebraskan Corn Schucker

The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his pubic hair.

Sally gave me the ol' nebraskan corn schucker the other day and now I have a rash.

by Ruddpudd April 1, 2024

Nebraskan Corn Schucker

The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his pubic hair.

Sally gave me the ol' nebraskan corn schucker the other day and now I have a rash.

by Ruddpudd April 1, 2024

cheddar corn dog

A magical food that will make your ribs cave in and your limbs disintegrate. Only for $1.99 at the .

I wish a cheddar corn dog upon you.

by Renn4690 May 25, 2024

Snot-corn

Corn that went up your windpipe, and went back into your mouth or out your nose.

You can still eat it even though it was in your nose

Wow that was one big snot-corn I swallowed

by Baoislemmjng September 27, 2024

candy corn

the white, yellow, and orange candy that resembles what its named after. the relationship with it is divided for some reason.

person a: I FUCKING LOVE CANDY CORN
person b: I FUCKING HATE CANDY CORN
mr. corn: I will devour you all, hohohoho!

by elsqued November 1, 2024

Chris Conybeare

Hey Chris. It’s coming up to about 6 months since we broke up, and I don’t think there has been a single day where I haven’t thought about you and wished you well. I think what I miss most of just speaking to you, the debriefs, the jokes. I still think about you when I have news or when specific songs come on, although I am not sure that’ll ever go away. I don’t think I want it to go away, I think I will always love you. But I think that says a lot about me too, I think I have a lot of love to give, and I am forever grateful for you showing me that. I’m excited for the person I am becoming, I think to put it bluntly you were right I am emotional. I side of me I’m starting to love so much, I love how I adore my friends, I love how I cry at sad films, and I love how I still have space in my heart to care for people who might not feel the same about me. I guess I just wanted to say I’m always here for you, rooting for you, despite everything. It’s weird I guess I had no idea what to expect from a breakup, they didn’t lie when they said it was hard. I’m grateful for it being hard I think it showed me how much I did care, even if the way I showed it was different to how you wanted. But I am happy that I’ve learnt a lot, about myself. I’m starting to be more creative, and in tune with my emotions, and just peaceful. Finally. I hope you find someone who makes you feel incredibly loved and gives you everything you want Chris, I really do.

Chris Conybeare was my first love, and I won’t ever forget.

by admirer4youxox December 9, 2024