Columbian Birthday Cake

Putting a bunch of Columbian Bam Bam on your dick right before you bang a girl in the ass. Then blow your load in her ear and slap the side of her head.

I was over at Donna’s last night and gave her a Columbian Birthday Cake! Happy birthday to me!

by Butter Sue July 22, 2019

Greensburg Funnel Cake

The blowing out of powdered sugar from one's butt onto another one they're trying to impress. A very backwards way of showing someone you'd like to date them.

"Dude... did you see him give her the Greensburg Funnel Cake?"

"Ya... he must really like her..."

by Funnier than your Mom November 14, 2011

moderate ice cake

a cake made out of ice that is moderately tasty

Bob: "Man, I had this ice cake yesterday"
Joe: "How was it?"
Bob: "It was a moderate ice cake."

by stranger.you. August 23, 2011

sacred raisin cake

Derives from Bible references. Has become a euphemism for eating ass or anal sex. Especially amongst the Christian community. Also forbidden raisin cake.

The Bible refers to sacred raisin cake in Josea:3

by Chain link August 28, 2022

father cummy cake

When a person eats a cake and gets white stuff around their mouth. During awkward situations you call them Father cummy cake. Usually said to females :)

-father eats a cake and gets frosting on his mouth-
HEY! father cummy cake!

Hey you!
No its FATHER CUMMY CAKE!

by Kimmiebear November 26, 2010

carrot-cake genius

adj.
(of an idea) completely crazy in concept, but surprisingly excellent in practice. Like putting carrots in a cake.

Malibu with milk? Tia Maria with Orange juice? Blue WKD with Port?? Who thought these up? Carrot-cake genius!

by Dybeck April 9, 2003

Coles Mud Cake

The act of putting a cock in an ass, to the point where you get a choc top. Pulling it out of the asshole, sticking a candle in the dick hole, lighting it, and proceed to sing happy birthday.

Ahhhh man, last night was so good.
Why’s that?
She gave me a Coles mud cake.
Nice one dude, happy birthday!

by LordDicktatious February 28, 2022